If Elvis were a goat...

He might look something like the fella below.

This is one of the five bachelor billy goats we parked out at Rocky Branch. After they got tired of scrounging for grub on the winter pasture they moved into the hay barn. We really need to get them out of there but it hasn't been a high priority.

This particular billy is the funniest looking goat I've ever seen. Every once in a while his eyes will pop out from behind his flop. If anyone is looking to start a breed of goats with feathered bangs they can start here. I'm sure we can work out a deal.